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영어유머 20081023

• Tim wanted to buy a bottle of perfume for his wife. The clerk showed him a bottle costing $50.00. "That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That's still quite a...

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영어유머 20081021

• 영어유머 20081021 A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking up th...

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영어유머 20081020

• A man and a young woman were having a dinner at a fine restaurant. The waiter noticed the man slowly sliding out of his chair and under the table. The woman seemed not to notice as he disappeared out ...

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영어유머 20081019

• Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT what kind of a salary he was looking for. "In the neighborhood of $300,000 a year, depending on ...

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영어유머 20081016

• A sales manager encouraged his sales staff to reach their quotas. As an incentive, he offered the use of his seashore cottage to employees who achieved 100 percent. "I didn't know you had such a nice ...

• Aluk's Interior 3D Graphic / 10명이 읽음 / 31일전 등록

일하지 않고 빈둥거리려면

• 출처 : http://english60.com A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all daylong?" The crow answered: "Sur...

• 조선일보 사절 / 14명이 읽음 / 183일전 등록

Cupid's arrow

• Cupid's arrow hurt more coming out than it did going in. 큐피드의 화살은 꽂힐 때보다 빼낼 때에 더욱 고통스럽더라. 출처 : http://www.infomail.co.kr/sentence/1793000001223 게다가... 비오면 상처가 욱신거리죠.글 전체보기...

• 조선일보 사절 / 13명이 읽음 / 197일전 등록

How did you get out of your cell

• 출처 : http://English60.com The warden, addressing the three prisoners who tried to escape, said "I would like to know two things. First: What are your complaints? Second: How did you get out of your ce...

• 조선일보 사절 / 21명이 읽음 / 216일전 등록

사업이란 이렇게 하는 것(영어유머)

• 출처 : http://english60.com Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son. Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son : "I will choose my own bride". Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter." ...

• 조선일보 사절 / 86명이 읽음 / 219일전 등록

Does your dog bite?

• A man walked into a bar and sat down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" he asked. "No." was the reply. A few minutes later the dog took a huge chunk out of his leg. "Ouch!! Yo...

• 조선일보 사절 / 29명이 읽음 / 224일전 등록

Three types of people

• There are three types of people in the world: Those who are good at math, and those who aren't. ..... 한참 생각한 뒤에 웃었습니다.글 전체보기...

• 조선일보 사절 / 20명이 읽음 / 232일전 등록

if I knew how stupid you were

• "I never would have married you if I knew how stupid you were!" shouted the woman to her husband. The husband replied, "You should have known how stupid I was the minute I asked you to marry me!"출처 : ...

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